hannakinart:

OH GOD! THEY’RE RIGHT!

arcaneimages:

alien pez 

I was thinking of a thistle
who was winking with a whistle
before drinking
and then shrinking
‘til she was the size of ants

the ground beneath her grumbled
and roundly retched and rumbled
and she found
without a sound
her roots free to rise and dance

she pranced about so pretty
and danced out such a ditty
of enhancing
with romancing
she dried
and died
so little
so brittle
she tumbled
and crumbled
to dust

I can only assume that irregardless is even less regardy than regardless. Obviously they can’t mean exactly the same thing or it would be pointless. Clearly. So taking that to it’s ultimate, I believe the time is right for the absolute of non regard; unimindisirregardless.

It might take some practise before it rolls off the tongue, but once you achieve fluency it does feel good to say. Unimindisirregardless of whether or not you need such an absolute statement.